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a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay. If you stand too far away from someone, they will think that you think that they are gay. b. Three shakes only. Two is u... [cały ->]
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass for the dash o... [cały ->]
Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!... [cały ->]
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't wor... [cały ->]
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come back to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?... [cały ->]
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other? With their cell phones!... [cały ->]
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so ... [cały ->]
A Press Release - WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution today to downsize the solar system. According to an unnamed congressional staffer, House Re... [cały ->]
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike? A: Insert Bill here.... [cały ->]
Ebonics Crimmus Pome Wuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' good We hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our check All o'de fambily Wuz layin in... [cały ->]
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.... [cały ->]
Q:What protection does a blonde use during sex? A:A bus shelter.... [cały ->]
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down? A: A brunette with a bad breath.... [cały ->]
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply. "Okay Rodge," shouted ... [cały ->]
Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet? A: The "Miss Blonde Hide-and-Seek Champion of 1985".... [cały ->]