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Forget the meaning of life...we're stuck on these questions!: Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If all th... [cały ->]
True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer appo... [cały ->]
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated The ... [cały ->]
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms. "Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?" "NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!" ... [cały ->]
The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use "beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally wal... [cały ->]
- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write. - You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations. - Nobody listens to ... [cały ->]
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get ba... [cały ->]
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation. The doctors gathered at his bed afterwards to tell him the bad news. "Ohhhh no!!!" the patient wailed, "I'll never be a... [cały ->]
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning. The cle... [cały ->]
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be a Redneck If your working T.V. sits on top of ur NON-working T.V. ..........you might be a Redneck If you think a "courter horse" is that rid... [cały ->]
Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!... [cały ->]
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!"... [cały ->]
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: What is the mating call of the b... [cały ->]
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip, man, its all in the grip!... [cały ->]
Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"... [cały ->]