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Brunette's Mating Call ->
Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"... [ca造 ->]
Butter and Blonde ->
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.... [ca造 ->]
Cattle Herders ->
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!... [ca造 ->]
Choo-Choo! ->
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks? Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!... [ca造 ->]
Common With Computer ->
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.... [ca造 ->]
Computer use of a blonde! ->
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!... [ca造 ->]
Dating ->
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.... [ca造 ->]
Driver's Test ->
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.... [ca造 ->]
Few Gymnasts ->
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.... [ca造 ->]
First Thing After Sex ->
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.... [ca造 ->]
Flying! ->
Why did the blond jump off the bridge? A: To see if her maxipad really had wings..... [ca造 ->]
Frying Pan ->
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.... [ca造 ->]
Guy Difference ->
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.... [ca造 ->]
Hoop Earrings ->
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.... [ca造 ->]
How to break the nose of a blonde ->
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!... [ca造 ->]