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Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"... [cały ->]
What's coming but never comes? Tomorrow!... [cały ->]
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball. "Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor. The doctor then throws the baby ... [cały ->]
There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska. So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alska... [cały ->]
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home! You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first. You know you're a red ... [cały ->]
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?... [cały ->]
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw open the... [cały ->]
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. ... [cały ->]
You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her. Your dog is so dumb that if yo... [cały ->]
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.... [cały ->]
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adopt... [cały ->]
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So after trying for a while with no success, he went to see the urologist, pretty discouraged. The urologist said not to get discouraged and that they co... [cały ->]
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!... [cały ->]
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis? you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!... [cały ->]
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope...not these days...I'm on... [cały ->]